Tabernacle Township Introduces New Official Seal

Tabernacle, NJ Town Hall built in 1874April 1, Tabernacle, NJ

At a recent meeting, the Tabernacle Township committee decided to revise the township’s official seal.

Mayor Barton said:

I’ve privately run the numbers and determined that we’re much more than corn and asparagus.

Committeemen Lee and Moore, anticipating recognition of Tabernacle’s long and proud history of cranberry and blueberry production, were poised to agree.

Committeewoman Brown quickly moved to introduce the proposed new seal.

I’m very passionate about this. And I’m all about the “volunteers.”

Here’s the new seal:

Committeeman Joe Yates said, with obvious disgust, “If that’s what the four of them want.”